Russell A. Cardwell Online

They haven’t found that average person yet. And for good reasons. For one thing, there can only be one average person, that epitome of mathematical perfection, exactly in-between in every way. It’s unlikely they’ll ever find him or her.

I say “him or her,” but the average person can’t be a “him or her.” The average person would have to be halfway between a “him or her.” So if you’re not the average person you can thank your lucky stars.

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