Weird Search Engine Phrases
Web site statistics logs can be revealing. Take these search engine phrases I mined from the log. These are real phrases people have entered into search engines over the last month, all of which brought them to this site. Puzzling, amusing, disturbing sometimes . . .
- secretary’s role is to serve sayings — I prefer coffee. Office skills are useful, too.
- teresa of avila has no body on earth but ours — After 400 years, I should think not. (And I’m ranked #2 for this phrase. Go figure.)
- faith abraham russell — Not even close! But I’m working on it.
- begins love too much minute seconds happiness life — This is almost surreal. Is it Wuthering Heights
: the Condensed Text Message Version? It’s almost a haiku. I may use this for the title of something.
- lord please smile upon me — This sounds desperate. Hope they found something that helped.
- fear and loathing in las vegas worship phrases — I’m trying to imagine what that worship service would be like.
- your destiny lies in a triangle — Hopefully not the Bermuda Triangle.
- thorn foot higher sound feet — I have no idea what this means.
- god speak through an ass — All too often, unfortunately.
- russel die without god — Sorry. Ain’t gonna happen.
- ritual to present requests to satan? — Disturbing. And why are you asking me? Besides, I think Satan is way too busy these days to take requests.
- will truck run without belt? — I’m afraid not.
- how to change a belt truck — 1) Remove engine from truck. 2) Install belt. 3) Replace engine. (Or call a tow truck.)
Even more mysterious are the single-word search queries. None of the words below appear anywhere on this site, yet search engines have sent people here using these search terms.
- hoodia — Sorry. Don’t have any. Try one of those online fake pharmacies. Of course their hoodia is fake, but most of the hoodia for sale is fake anyway.
- viagra — Don’t have it. See your doctor. Or see above.
- plymouth — Nope. Pontiac.
- porche —Don’t I wish? I’ll trade you a Pontiac for it. (That is, if it’s a Porsche, not a Porche.)
Anyway, there you have it. And you may thank or blame dustbury.com for the inspiration for this little exercise.
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